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DHS: South Sudan Deportations A Lot More Humane When You Learn What Stephen Miller Wanted To Do

WASHINGTON—Describing the plan it went ahead with as “absolutely toothless” by comparison, the Department of Homeland Security issued a statement Thursday saying the deportation of migrants to South Sudan seemed a lot more humane once you knew what White House adviser Stephen Miller had wanted to do. “Critics can argue that deporting migrants from Vietnam, […]

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Christian Nationalist Asks St. Peter To Direct Him To ‘Whites-Only’ Section Of Heaven

PEARLY GATES — According to Heavenly sources, Saint Peter had an unexpected run-in this week with a self-proclaimed Christian nationalist, who asked the apostle to kindly direct him to the “whites-only” section of Heaven. Christian nationalist Robert Longstreet was killed Tuesday when his homemade bourbon distillery exploded, bringing him one step closer to all-Caucasian Heaven. […]

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GOP Euphemisms for “Cutting Medicaid”

“Fixing Medicaid” “Deficit reduction” “Fiscal responsibility” “Wealth redistribution (direction undisclosed)” “Cutting waste, fraud, abuse (and some health insurance)” “A big, beautiful social welfare cut” “Classic Reaganism” “Undoing Biden’s budget mess” “Operation Keep the President from Saying Mean Things About Us on Social Media” “Tightening Medicaid” “Not cutting Medicaid” “Boosting emergency rooms with more business” “Enforcing […]

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How Much Money He Has Today – Hollywood Life

Image Credit: WireImage Tom Cruise isn’t just one of Hollywood’s most recognizable faces—he’s also one of its wealthiest. With a career spanning over four decades, Cruise has turned blockbuster success into a financial empire. “I make movies for audiences,” he once told Variety. “That’s what I’ve always done, and that’s what I’ll keep doing.” From […]