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What To Know About ‘Mission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning’
Mission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning, the eighth installment in the series, is expected to be another box-office smash. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. Q: Who is directing? A: Christopher McQuarrie with a gun pointed at his head by Tom Cruise. Q: What stunts does Tom Cruise pull off in this […]
Harvard Asking Around To See If Anyone Knows Any Good Lawyers
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Administrators at Harvard University are currently reaching out to everyone in their network and asking if anyone knows a good lawyer who might be able to take on the Trump administration, sources confirmed. “In a bit of a pickle here. Anyone out there got any good lawyer recs? Hopefully nothing too expensive, […]
Retail Center Declares Marshalls Law
Whiskeyleak.net Maddison, WI – In an effort to protect retail workers from throngs of middle-aged women taking advantage of designer products at sensible prices, local retail plaza East Town Mall announced its plans Tuesday to declare Marshalls Law. “We will still have the same high-end brands at low prices our customers have come to expect,” […]
Wife Confident Just One More Stanley Cup Will Fill God-Shaped Hole In Her Heart
FORT WORTH, TX — Local wife and mother Sienna Danner already has a collection of 70 Stanley tumblers, but expressed confidence that just one more might be exactly what she needed to fill the God-shaped hole in her heart. Stanley tumblers, also known by the official name Stanley Quencher, became a popular collector’s item among […]
Excerpts from The Believer: Object: Joey Lawrence’s Flannel
FEATURES:– TIES AROUND THE WAIST– POPULAR WITH GIRLS– DOUBLES AS A SUPERHERO CAPE FOR YOUR GENITALS – – – In 1993, a music video played at the end of an episode of a sitcom I liked, featuring one of the show’s stars. The song was “Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix” by Joey Lawrence, who played […]
Fabolous Addresses Taking Sides In Remy Ma & Papoose Feud
Talk about bad timing. Fabolous had the internet in a frenzy after posting a pic with Remy Ma on Instagram. The post came amid her and estranged hubby Papoose throwing some shade at each other over their divorce. So naturally, invested fans began insinuating that Fab’s post was him picking sides! But the rapper quickly […]
Her Salary & More – Hollywood Life
View gallery Image Credit: Getty Images NBC’s Today show is still missing one of its familiar faces. Sheinelle Jones has been absent from the program since January 10, 2025—the same day Hoda Kotb aired her final episode—after revealing she stepped away to focus on a “family health matter.” With fans continuing to wonder when she’ll […]
Nyjah Huston Teases ‘Special’ Machine Gun Kelly Performance at Santa Monica SLS Event
Nyjah Huston MGK’s Hitting SLS … ‘Special’ Performance Incoming!!! Published May 23, 2025 12:30 AM PDT Play video content TMZSports.com Those taking the PCH to catch Friday’s SLS better be prepared for Machine Gun Kelly — Nyjah Huston tells TMZ Sports he’s expecting MGK to perform a wild show at the Street League Skateboarding event!! […]
This $38 Petite-Friendly Maxi Dress Is Perfect for Weddings
The year I turned 25, I went to nine summer weddings. Forget the gifts and travel expenses — what I cared about most was finding the perfect wedding guest dress to fit my curvy, 5-foot frame. (Okay, if I’m being honest, I’m 4 feet 11 inches and three-quarters.) While the overall number of weddings per […]
This post might be upsetting if you love me but just know that I’m going to be okay and if you want to skip it and come back another time that’s totally fine.
Woof. So, you may have noticed that I’ve been a bit MIA recently and that’s because I got some shitty news and I didn’t want to share until I had more information because I know you guys worry as much as I do, and also because I didn’t want to tell Hailey until they were […]