Brought to you by: Impactful Pictures With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the greatest threat facing humanity is gas-powered cars. That’s why, as an alternative, people are turning to more carbon-friendly vehicles. But which ones are best? The Babylon Bee has come […]

Hiring a plumber without vetting them across multiple Facebook community forums Starting a movie after 9 p.m. Texting without your glasses Eating a Costco hot dog Celebrating the one-year anniversary of ignoring your car’s “check engine” light Sitting under the ceiling fan you installed after taking two gummies Vacationing without your CPAP machine Parking in […]

Lizzo is spilling all the tea about her weight loss and making it real clear that her glow-up didn’t come easy. After months of chatter about her slimmer frame and whispers of Ozempic, sis is finally addressing the rumors and keeping it all the way real. This was no overnight fix or shortcut—Lizzo says the journey […]

Image Credit: Sergi Alexander Anne Burrell was one of food TV’s most prominent personalities. As a renowned celebrity chef, the New York native was one of Food Network’s few female cooks who paved the way for others in the culinary industry. Over the years, Anne naturally increased her overall net worth alongside her legacy in […]

Diddy Trial If You Dismiss That Black Juror, I Want A Mistrial!!! Published June 15, 2025 5:57 PM PDT Diddy‘s accusing the prosecutors in his case of trying to get rid of a Black juror … and, he says he wants a mistrial if the judge goes through with the dismissal. The rapper’s legal team […]

NEED TO KNOW Donald Trump urged Iran to make a nuclear deal “before there is nothing left.” The president’s comments came hours after Israel attacked Iranian cities Tehran and Natanz in a series of airstrikes on June 12. Trump has been seeking a new nuclear deal with Iran since he withdrew the United States from […]

So. I’ve been busy with PET scans and CAT scans and tests and moving houses and stressing out about cancer and this all culminated into one of those panic attacks where my chest hurt so much I thought I was literally having a heart attack and it was a very hard week. BUT… I heard […]

WASHINGTON—As part of ongoing efforts to improve the efficiency with which it collects money for the world’s richest man, officials at the Internal Revenue Service announced a new plan Tuesday allowing taxpayers to deposit payments directly into Elon Musk’s bank account. The mandatory new service will reportedly help streamline the tax payment process, bypassing the […]

ABINGTON, Mass. — Local man Mike Horrigan declared he was living an Orwellian nightmare after dropping all his expensive Apple products into a freshly used public toilet, confirmed sources who were trying not to laugh. “Society has become a technological hellscape that the human brain hasn’t properly adapted to. We need to go back to […]

BOULDER, CO — Federal Judge Gordon Gallagher issued an emergency ruling blocking the deportation of the terrorist Mohamed Soliman and ordering the Jewish people he burned to be set back on fire. The ruling will require the elderly Jewish people recently released from burn wards to be gathered back together for Molotov cocktails to be […]