WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance was reportedly left sitting on the curb for several hours today after President Trump forgot to pick him up after a charity softball game, sources confirmed. “There must have been some sort of DEI emergency at the White House, President Trump wouldn’t just forget about me…would he?” pouted Vice […]

SUNNYVALE, CA — In a clear sign of progress, developers confirmed that A.I. was now only racist against Italians. The leap forward came after numerous claims arose that the large language models were found to be racist against other groups of people, including displaying rampant antisemitism. Experts said that A.I.’s advancement to only being racist […]

“Trump’s Medicaid cuts are coming for rural Americans: ‘It’s going to have to hit them first.’ Experts worry the tax-and-spending bill will gut healthcare and hospitals, especially in states like North Carolina.” — The Guardian – – – The Department of Health and Human Services is excited to announce that, thanks to the One Big […]

Roomies, Keyshia Cole appears to be covering up her chest tattoo of Hunxho‘s first name. RELATED: So We Know It’s Real? Social Media Thinks Keyshia Cole Has Tattooed Hunxho’s Name On Her Body (VIDEO) Keyshia Cole Appears To Cover Up Chest Tattoo Of Hunxho’s First Name On Monday, July 7, Instagram user @livebitez took to the […]

View gallery Image Credit: WireImage Rebel Wilson and her wife, Ramona Agruma are more in love than ever. Now that they’re married, Rebel and Ramona have been spotted out together from time to time attending upscale events together, such as Wimbledon in July 2025! Ramona came into Rebel’s life at a turning point for the […]

Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Beefy Prop Bets Available … Will A Contestant Vomit?!? Published July 4, 2025 12:50 AM PDT Degenerates hoping to make a quick buck on the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest are in luck … TMZ Sports has learned there’s a (b)unbelievable amount of prop bets on the board for Friday!! […]

NEED TO KNOW A flight traveling from Dubai to Sydney was left stranded on the runway at Sydney Airport following the death of a passenger onboard, according to reports Emergency services were called after a 66-year-old man was found unresponsive on July 2 The NSW Police Force confirmed to PEOPLE that the man suffered a […]

It’s been a very rough week and I’m lightly exhausted so instead of writing a real post I’m just sharing the letter I sent everyone on my art substack. Sorry. Any week with spinal taps in it doesn’t count as a real week. Hi friend, I’m writing this from the hospital where I’ve been with […]

My fellow centrists, As of this writing, I have just gotten off the phone with Zohran Mamdani, a democratic socialist, congratulating him on winning the democratic nomination for mayor of New York. It is a formality I fear may be part of a bygone era. It is in this moment of defeated surrealism that I […]