I’m sorry, but what in the absolute Felicity Fiddlesticks is going on with jeans these days? Have I missed some important development where all denim is now designed by a medieval stonemason? Did I overlook the global memo stating that women’s jean styles will henceforth all be inspired by the clothing worn by artisan bakers […]

July 9, 2018 This color combination always reminds me of vintage makeup and fashion from the 40’s and 50’s. There is a sad lack of sea foam and coral in our modern summertime lives! The eyeshadow shown above is actually Fenty’s new Killawatt Foil highlighter in Sand Castle / Mint’d Mojito. I was a bit […]

I have just made a video about a nose hair trimmer. Which is a brand new low, even for me. If anyone, anywhere, was still harbouring the idea that anything about me is even remotely sexually alluring then feel free to let go of that particular dream. All I can say is that it’s a […]

This is the second image from a Chanel look I did back in the spring with Chloe. I’ve received so much feedback asking to see the front view of the makeup, the original image was a profile shot, that I decided to post this shot. Here is the original text and links: Anytime a product comes out that […]

I’ve been searching for a new nightdress. Preferably in silk, with a modicum of sex appeal to it, but a nicely-cut cotton one would do. And have I managed to find a nightie I like, after my many hours of online perusal? No I have not! Are nightdresses not a “thing” anymore? They are barely […]

Collaborating with brilliant artists and creators is one of the best ways to spend the day in the studio! For the second set of images in our Artist Series, I worked with hair color genius, creative director and artist Aura Friedman. You may know Aura from mentions in Allure, shout outs by supermodels for her […]

Ah, wearable tech. You’ve been missing my posts on this particular subject, haven’t you? Admit it! For a few weeks back there I went all in on the wearable tech subject, doing rash things like buying titanium Apple Watches and Oura rings in four different metal colours and then writing about them for general amusement/information […]

September 16, 2018 Another fun collaboration with Urban Decay! This time we are showcasing what might just be my favorite UD eyeshadow palette ever, Born To Run. With so many iconic Urban Decay palettes out on the market, it’s tough to chose but the vibrant colors and wide range of Born To Run definitely make it […]

*Apologies for the incoherent mess, my brain was going faster than I could type or even keep up with, so normally I’d delete this, but what the heck* A LONG time ago they made they contour and highlight stix that were about the size of their lippie stix (kinda like Kim Ks were) while the […]

The paperback version of my bestselling memoir, How Not to be a Supermodel, is now available to pre-order. Apparently this means that I have to do the entire book promo campaign all over again, except that this time I have to find even more ways to make people want to order a copy. Here’s what […]